Al-Gebra and Illuminati Links Discovered

We are living in a world which is exposed to constantCommenting on the event, President Bush assured the
terror. A few days ago an individual was arrested atAmerican public that no foreign units (even French)
JFK Airport. The flight he disembarked from waswould be allowed to enter the USA. The citizens were
AL-LIE 2006 from the Far-Far East. When checked atwarned not to make any contact with them. The result
the custom counter, the immigration officials noticedof immediate poll showed that 90% of population
the unusual excitement of one of the travellers. Afterreacted positively to the appeal.
a painstaking search, the suspicion was confirmed. TheIn his defence, the individual mumbled that he had been
individual, who pretended to be a universityframed by his own daughter who had planted a bottle
basic-sciences lecturer, was in possession ofof milk in his luggage as an expression of her love. He
suspicious and dangerous items. The customs officialadmitted that he had flown in from the Far-Far East in
reported that he was in possession of an eraser, aorder to assist American science teachers. He
ruler, a protractor, vernier callipers, a bottle of milk andconfessed that in spite of the recent Nobel prizes, he
a peculiar, coded book of non Anglo-Saxon origin onwas very concerned about the quality of USA science
units and algorithms: "The 2006 Edition - SI Units,textbooks. He was also concerned that, according to
Conversion and Measurement Skills". The keywords:"Trumpet" magazine, the percentage of American
"conversion of units", "experimental science", "sistudents planning to pursue engineering degrees had
measurement", "English to metric", "fun tests",dropped from 36% to 6% over the last decade. The
"uncertainty", "power-of-ten", and "the da Vinci code"final straw that prompted him to board the plane was
sounded also very suspicious...a statement from his beloved Oprah, who mentioned
Obviously, the man contravened the recently imposedon prime time TV that high school students in the USA
flight regulations. Immediately he was whisked off to anhad come 24th in international mathematics tests. He
undisclosed Central European interrogation camp.denied that the book he was carrying was a set of
Thanks to recently approved interrogation methods,instructions but rather a unique book on experimental
the officers quickly learned that the man was ascience. He stated that the book was of a stimulating
member of the infamous Al-Gebra movement. Heand entertaining nature and just what American
was charged with carrying weapons of mathstudents needed. He maintained that Amazon had
instructions. It was found that Al-Gebra is a section ofalready been selling the book for some time at an
a fearsome, extremist scientific cult whose aim is toexorbitant price, far beyond the reach of the average
constantly increase knowledge of numbers with theAmerican student and without the author's permission.
sole intention of conquering the world. They use secret(This bizarre message was passed to IIPCAG for
names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves asinvestigaton). His intention was to find an honest
"Unknowns". What menaces the world is that inAmerican publisher and to sell the book for the price
different countries, "Unknowns" change the names often times lower. Then he started a strange chant: "u -
their units to: fps, imperial, cgs, mks, KGB, si, ichi-foot,u-k and u - u-s-a, don't - de - lay, metri - cate!"
metric, tuzin-kopa and other strange denominationsThe officers came to the conclusion that although the
which make them difficult to follow. However, it hasterrorist had been deprived of a lawyer and a doctor,
been determined that they belong to a commonhe should rather be admitted for psychiatric
denominator of illuminati with coordinates in everyobservation...
country on the earth from time immemorial...