The Science of Science!

What is Science!?phenomena, to electromechanics, to astronomy. A
First of all, Science! is not the same as science.master of Science!, he could do almost anything
Science! is the study and knowledge of all things(except patch a hole in a boat).
scientific, quasiscientific, or pseudoscientific. AnythingScience! has evolved over time. In the 50's and 60's,
that is obscure, incoherent, or improbable is made clearthe Scientist! was a non-specialist (and usually male).
by the purveyor of Science! (also known as theScience! gave him mastery over every possible field
Scientist!). The Scientist! has access to knowledge thatof study (much like the professor in "Gilligan's Isle"). In
even scientists do not have access to. They are trulymodern times, the Scientist! is more likely to be a
the masters of all that is True and Scientific!specialist, to acknowledge that, in the real world, most
There are 3 characteristics of the practitioner ofscientists are specialists. What they get wrong,
Science!however, undermines the one thing they tried to get
right. For example, in the TV show Stargate SG-1. The
1. They always work alone. Scientists usually havecharacter of Sam Carter is a Scientist! specializing in
teams of other scientists and technicians working withphysics, while Daniel Jackson is a Scientist! specializing
them. The Scientist!, on the other hand, works alone, inin archaeology. They both (especially Sam) have the
their own, small, often home-built, laboratory. Theattributes of the Scientist!, however. 1) They work
laboratory will be filled with various whirring, clicking,alone, 2) they solve the mysteries of the universe in a
blinking, or bubbling pieces of lab equipment whichfew hours or days, and 3) most of the other scientists
appear to have no purpose since the Scientist! never(when they show up with a theory) are wrong.
touches them.Another example of a modern Scientist! is the
2. They work fast. In real science, scientists developprotagonist, Robert Langdon, in The DaVinci Code.
theories, test their theories, and then modify orAlthough Langdon deviates slightly from the typical
abandon the theories as the evidence evolves. TheScientist! (the typical Scientist! is alone in his beliefs, but
process often takes years, if not a lifetime. In Science!Langdon actually has the support of many of his
the Scientist! gets his or her answer in a matter ofpeers), in other ways he is the same. He manages to
days (or hours, or weeks, or minutes, depending onsolve the great mystery in the course of an evening,
what timeframe is most dramatic). Usually, theand there is never, at any time, a question that he may
Scientist! gets a bright idea, runs to the lab to test theactually be WRONG in his beliefs.
theory, and then comes back with an unexpected, butAnd so, this is Science!. It is a product of movies,
clearly genius, answer to the mystery/problemtelevision, and literature, and it is real, in the sense that
question in record time.perception is reality. People think that all real science is
3. They are always right. Everyone else is alwaysdone by lone geniuses who try to buck the system
wrong. In real science, peer review is a critical part ofthat keeps them down. If you ask most people, they
the scientific process. In Science! peer review is notwill probably say that we would have flying cars and
only unessecary, but is detrimental. Mainstreamrobots by now if it weren't for the scientific community
scientists never accept what the Scientist! has to sayhobbling the handful of geniuses in their midst. It is this
until events prove them to be soundly (and often,mindset that has led to the proliferation of
fatally) wrong.pseudoscience, and theories such as Intelligent Design.
Television, movies, and literature are full of practitionersThe best defense against the growing misconception
of Science! One of the best example is the Professorof what science is and what scientists do, is education.
in the TV Series "Gilligan's Isle." Does anyone knowWe need to teach our children, and our adults, that
what he was a professor of? That's right! He was aHollywood is Hollywood, and that a Hollywood Scientist!
Professor of Science! The professor understoodhas as much basis in reality as a Hollywood action
everything from primative cultures, to weatherhero.